Raiders of the Lost Ark Comes to Life

(Washington, DC) – Declassified CIA documents claim that the mystical Ark of the Covenant was located by a psychic decades ago in the Middle East as part of one of the intelligence agency’s experimental, secret projects in the 1980s. The Ark of the Covenant was thrust
A frog will give a commencement speech

(College Park, MD) — Kermit the Frog will deliver the commencement address at the University of Maryland in College Park on May 21st. The university announced the beloved Muppet and legendary frog will return to the campus
Putin is worried America is taking over Greenland

(Murmansk) — Russian leader Vladimir Putin says it would be a mistake to dismiss President Trump’s push to control Greenland. Putin said “It is a profound mistake to treat it as some preposterous talk by the new
Now New Yorkers are attacking Tesla cars too

(Brooklyn, NY) — The NYPD is looking for whoever who drew swastikas and the word Nazis on a Tesla cyber truck in Brooklyn. The car’s cameras captured two people approaching the vehicle Tuesday night in Bed-Stuy. The
Hold onto your headphones!

(New York, NY) — NYPD cops are searching for a group of bicyclists riding around Manhattan grabbing pricey headphones right off New Yorker’s heads. Emily Rella tells Eyewitness News she became a victim as she walked on
Department of Health and Human Services to cut 10,000 workers

The Department of Health and Human Services confirmed on Thursday that 10,000 full-time employees will soon lose their jobs, coming on top of the nearly 10,000 who have already left the agency in the last few months
Pres. Trump withdraws nomination of Rep. Elise Stefanik for U.N. ambassador

On Thursday, President Donald Trump withdrew his nomination of Rep. Elise Stefanik as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. Trump cited the slight margin that majority Republicans hold in the House of Representatives for his decision to
Warriors’ Gary Payton II out indefinitely with torn ligament in left thumb

Golden State Warriors guard Gary Payton II has suffered a torn ligament in his left thumb and will be out indefinitely. ESPN’s Shams Charania wrote on X: “Golden State Warriors G/F Gary Payton II has sustained a
Penn hires ex-Iowa coach Fran McCaffery as their new men’s basketball coach

Penn announced they have hired ex-Iowa coach Fran McCaffery as its men’s basketball coach on Thursday, two weeks after he was fired at Iowa (where he was replaced by former Drake coach Ben McCollum. McCaffery, 65, said
Zendaya revealed as the voice of Shrek and Fiona’s daughter in ‘Shrek 5’

Zendaya has joined the animated ‘Shrek’ film series as the daughter of Shrek (Mike Myers) and Fiona (Cameron Diaz). The sequel film is set to open in theaters on Dec. 23, 2026. Universal Pictures released a teaser