Raiders of the Lost Ark Comes to Life

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(Washington, DC) – Declassified CIA documents claim that the mystical Ark of the Covenant was located by a psychic decades ago in the Middle East as part of one of the intelligence agency’s experimental, secret projects in the 1980s. The Ark of the Covenant was thrust

A frog will give a commencement speech

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(College Park, MD) — Kermit the Frog will deliver the commencement address at the University of Maryland in College Park on May 21st. The university announced the beloved Muppet and legendary frog will return to the campus

Putin is worried America is taking over Greenland

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(Murmansk) — Russian leader Vladimir Putin says it would be a mistake to dismiss President Trump’s push to control Greenland. Putin said “It is a profound mistake to treat it as some preposterous talk by the new

Now New Yorkers are attacking Tesla cars too

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(Brooklyn, NY) — The NYPD is looking for whoever who drew swastikas and the word Nazis on a Tesla cyber truck in Brooklyn. The car’s cameras captured two people approaching the vehicle Tuesday night in Bed-Stuy. The

Hold onto your headphones!

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(New York, NY) — NYPD cops are searching for a group of bicyclists riding around Manhattan grabbing pricey headphones right off New Yorker’s heads. Emily Rella tells Eyewitness News she became a victim as she walked on